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iwanttohugalandmass:

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

im scared but gonna go through with it anyways?

(via makesquidgynotlove)

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

(via pitchblackglow)

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

(via ajrebolloloco)

What I think when kids in my class read

• That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
• That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
• Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
• THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
• Can I sleep?
• If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
• You can’t pronounce THAT word?
• WHAT THE HELL
• The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
• My skin’s crawling
• Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
• You skipped a line
• LOL what was that?
• I don’t even. 

(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via makesquidgynotlove)

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

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salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

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payto:

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

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boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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